Blind Date: Issue 21

Course and Year: 2nd year, Pharmacy
Age: 21

What were your expectations of the evening?
Free food, free wine and some decent company.
 

First impressions of your date?
She’s quite pretty.

What was your date’s best physical feature?
She had a cute little butt.

Describe your date’s personality:
Wild, crazy and fun. Sounded like when alcohol hit her, she lost a few screws.

How do you think you came across?
Shaken not stirred.

Is this the beginning of a beautiful relationship?
Erm… maybe just friends. Can’t really tell from one date.

Did you have a get-away plan prepared?
Oh yeah! Never go out without it.
 

Sex on the first date?
Yeah, if you think you’ve hit the jackpot, you might as well try and go all the way.

Describe your ideal type in 3 words.
Pretty, low-maintenance and smart.

What is your biggest turn off?
Balloons. Girls that are pretty and shiny but about as interesting as hot air.

Course and Year: 1st year, Linguistics
Age: 20

What were your expectations of the evening?
A bucktooth weirdo asking if it was “time for intercourse yet”.

First impressions of your date?
Really sound lad who was easy to chat to.

What was your date’s best physical feature?
Nice swimmer’s body.

Describe your date’s personality:
Good banter and a laugh.
 

How do you think you came across?
A bit of a nutter but pretty sound.

Is this the beginning of a beautiful relationship?
Well we kind of forgot to swap numbers so probably not

Did you have a get-away plan prepared?
Proposing usually scares them off if you are not feeling it.

Sex on the first date?
Depends how much I’ve had to drink! No, not on the first date.

Describe your ideal type in 3 words.
Tall, fit and a laugh.

What is your biggest turn off?
Anyone who uses the old “pull my finger” routine. Bleugh!